Lets pretend tonight's
giant suck-fest
against the Suns didn't happen. Unfortunately for me, I cannot pretend
spending money on tickets didn't happen. To get your mind off of things
like 1-21 from the arc, and Curry/Chandler's total ineffectiveness, I will
instead do an Eastern Conference preview.
Ok, this won't be involved as
last season's
preview, and not nearly as well-done as the one done by
Shaddax. This'll just be to try and compare it to the actual results at the
end of the year. Away we gooo..
15 - Charlotte Bobcats - I considered putting some team behind them in
the rankings, but I just can't see any 'established' team winning less games
than an expansion one. And if they did they should be ashamed. I didn't realize
this until last week but owner Bob Johnson named the team Bobcats in part to
honor him. That is so cool it almost makes up for the fact that it sounds like
they should be a girls' softball team.
14 - Atlanta Hawks - ...well the Hawks *could* lose more games than
the Bobcats. Like the Bobcats they are hording cap space so that future free
agents can ignore it or waste it. Whereas the Bobcats have no veteran
contributors, the Hawks at least have Jon Hollinger whipping boy Al Harrington,
Antoine Walker, and Tony Delk to compliment young players like Josh Childress
and Boris Diaw. They should at least win a few games, but the real test is to
see what they do at the trading deadline, as they can use their cap space to
broker some deals and accumulate more 'pieces'.
13 - New Jersey Nets - They will be terrible until Kidd comes back,
and then when Kidd does come back they will trade him. I don't fault them for
not giving Kenyon Martin the max contract he was asking for (and from the looks
of it so far Denver will regret obliging). But they shouldn't have subsequently
over-paid for Richard Jefferson. Anyway, that's an issue for the future, for
this year they will be bad, unless they can get some willing players for Kidd
and not just lame-duck players that will come off the cap soon.
12 - Milwaukee Bucks - Who knows if and when TJ Ford is coming back,
and even if he does they overachieved last season and I have a notion that they
will come back to earth. In a related story, my 'notions' are based on nothing
substantial and shouldn't be taken seriously.
11 - New York Knicks - They should be called 'the Eddy Curry 5', since
none of them play defense or rebound. They do have a nice rotation of overpaid
yet productive talent, but Allan Houston's absence will cause for a start too
slow for Isiah's liking. By Christmas expect a trade of Michael Sweetney, a
future first rounder (they may have one left in 2008), and Moochie Norris for
Wally Szcerbiak.
10 - Washington Wizards - This team has the talent to get home-court
in the first round, but I think injuries will be the catalyst to another season
in lottery-land. They're the Wizards, after all, and they always manage to screw
things up. Kwame Brown will be traded for Mitch Richmond after the season.
09 - Chicago Bulls - Well, I tried to put them in the playoffs, I
really did. (note: I also did this before going to the game tonight. But like
I said, that game didn't happen)
08 - Orlando - If Grant Hill goes down they will slip somewhat. For
some reason I bought into the preseason hype about his future health. This
happens every year.
07 - Boston Celtics - They'll win enough games just by outscoring the
other team with a plethora of offensive-minded guards. Maybe up a few spots if
Mark Blount isn't a fluke, Raef LaFrentz's legs are still attached, and Tom
Gugliotta is proven to still be alive. And am I the only one rooting for Al
Jefferson to go through the same growing pains of worthlessness that Curry and
Chandler have been in?
06 - Toronto Raptors - Maybe its Raptorblog.com poisoning my mind with
Raps optimism, but this team isn't bad. You can't say they have no point guard
anymore because Raefer Alston is big upgrade over Alvin Williams. They still
have no center, but then again who does anymore. They like to run, which will
help mask the deficiencies in the frontcourt. Vince and Bosh are a pretty good
inside-outside combo, and with actual NBA players (see coming from a Bulls fan
this is a rarity) like Marshall, Peterson, Alston, Rose, MoPete, Murray adding
some depth they will be fine. No?
05 - Philadelphia 76ers - A similar team to Toronto, but with better
personnel. Another team that will run, but should be better defensively under
new coach Jim O'Brien. I also like Kenny Thomas, for some reason.
04 - Cleveland Cavaliers - I love those new Lebron commercials. Those
Drew Gooden commercials for
Nair aren't bad either.
03 - Miami - Shaq will be out for 20 games, but even without him they
can get a win here or there over the worse teams in the East. When the big fella
is in the lineup they are very very good.
02 - Detroit - Larry Brown is a jerk. And when jerks like him and
Rasheed Wallace get together, the team will eventually be bogged down in jerkdom.
This wont cause many losses though, but they will not be the favorites going
into the playoffs.
01 - Indiana - Deep enough everywhere to win a ton of games.
Throughout these ranking I never considered which teams were essentially better
than the other, but moreso who will win the most games this year. And I think a
team like Indiana can use their depth to win nearly all their games against the
bad teams in the league, and that will give them the #1 seed. Now as the
playoffs go I still have doubts they can hang with Detroit or Miami.
Ok, so lets never mention this awful waste of blog space until the end of the
season. Then we can all laugh at my predictions.