loyal (only) reader Tim just sent me this email:

I was watching ESPN and that reality show they have were people compete aganist atheletes or whatever the show is. They were at the Bulls practice area and Jay shows up on his motorcycle! And one of the teams lost so they had to walk to Wrigley Field, but this guy went to Duke with Jay so Jay got limo for them. But it showed Jay talking and this was the converstation: Duke Buddy: Cool bike Jay! Jay: Yea thanks, I am not suppose to have it. (while he is sitting on the bike) Then speeds away without a helmet on into the sunset

Wow that's so bizzare. I assume the show he's talking about is "beg, borrow, and deal".